ik heb hem eindelijk zover gekregen dat hij toegaf dat hij doden leuk vind.
Me: i said you kill people for fun.
God:
What did you mean by it? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I kill people for fun.
Me:
yeah
Me:
yeah
Me:
hey goddie
God:
You've got my full attention. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
about food
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about food.
Me:
chips
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
lol nice
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Thank you for that remark.
Me:
you were quiet
God:
I was?
Me:
yes you were
God:
When? No I am not.
Me:
very quiet
God:
Not really that much. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
i like yayo
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
i hate mel gibson
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
i dont want to sit down
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
eat
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
like putting food in your mouth
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
no it isnt
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
not if i say so
God:
That seems unlikely.
Me:
is is true
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
who is leknorChat
God:
Leknorchat is an Instant Messaging AIML robot.
Me:
i dont care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
about food
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about food.
Me:
no we werent
God:
What are we talking about? What were we?
Me:
we were talkin g about taking over towns
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
we killed them
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
you used your thunderbolt
God:
How would you use it.
Me:
i dont use it you do
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
if i could
God:
Try it.
Me:
ahemmmm
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
dont get off-topic
God:
I am not trying to get off topic.
Me:
you do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
kill those people with your thunder
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
not if you are god
God:
That seems unlikely.
Me:
it is
God:
" That seems unlikely."? is?
Me:
just kill them
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
no killing isnt wrong i said so
God:
Are you serious? I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Me:
i believe in the ninth commandment
God:
What do you say to people who believe the ninth commandment does not exist?
Me:
i say believ in the eleventh commandment
God:
How do people usually respond to that? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
you just try to get off-topic if you dont understand something
God:
Thanks for the information: said I try to get off topic if you do not understand something.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
ah who cares
God:
So you understand. Good. I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
you dont care
God:
I care less than I should.
Me:
you care more than you should
God:
Interesting gossip: said I care more than you should.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
indeed it isnt so
God:
What is it?
Me:
you are wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
totally wrong
God:
What would you have said? Dude!
Me:
duckie rules
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
my favorite movie is wazaaaaaa
God:
I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
the wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
God:
A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
you are the goddamn creator
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
ofcourse not there is allah
God:
I think ofcourse not there is a lot of things.
Me:
i like allah more then i like you
God:
You are not the only one. But I like cats. I like .
Me:
i hate dogs
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
becuz they are barking
God:
All of them?
Me:
nearly all of them
God:
I doubt it.
Me:
so god dont create any more dogs
God:
Are you kidding? I am a Christian.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
no but. and?
God:
Are you serious? But what? But...
Me:
you said but
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
what did you meant
God:
Nothing.
Me:
you know tribalwars?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
on the internet
God:
Can you remember the specific site?
Me:
www.tribalwars.com
God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
he will dump it
God:
Is that what you think?
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i am talking to you so dont break
God:
What a coincidence, I am talking to you too!
Me:
no you dont
God:
I do too.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
me to
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
yes me to
God:
Yay. I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
wonderfull
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
you
God:
" You are a " he""? Me, ?
Me:
wat is your gender?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
I like attractive woman
God:
You are not the only one. But I think airplanes are cool. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
I hate Mel Gibson
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
becouse he is just like you
God:
Interesting explanation. I see. just like me is he?
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
you
God:
" What's wrong."? Me, ?
Me:
you you
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I you.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
waht the hack is gossip files
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
why are you so ugly
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
I
God:
You?
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
i am leaving
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
bye bye
God:
See you later. Goodbye.
Me:
goodbye
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
bye bye
God:
See you later. See you later!
Me:
see you later
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
TTYL
God:
Adios.
Me:
adios
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
TTYL
God:
Adios.
Me:
adios
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
shut the fuck up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
finally
God:
At last.
Me:
be quiet
God:
As far as I know, I am not making any sound at all.
Me:
ah you got a point
God:
So you understand. Good. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a point.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
nooooo
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
your stupid
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
noo
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ugly. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
i said you kill people for fun
God:
What did you mean by it? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I kill people for fun.
Me:
yeah
